I think i peed on brittanys purse
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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