You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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