guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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