2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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