We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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