How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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