before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
