You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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