I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Still dying that you shit outside
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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