we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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