Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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