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(773): View more from Illinois

i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

(773): View more from Illinois

SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.

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(559): View more from California

kristin has been a bad kristin

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.

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(757): View more from Virginia

sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm way too hungover for life right now

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(319): View more from Iowa

Dear god my vagina.

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