Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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