the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
she was so not down for the gang bang
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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