It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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