wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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