your parents love me but you hate me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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