The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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