we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
tell me about the eggs
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