Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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