yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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