Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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