How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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