I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
it was like eating out sand paper
smell my finger.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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