8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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