I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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