Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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