ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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