Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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