Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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