Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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