everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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