Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
