I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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