There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
