do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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