Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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