All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He? As in you personified your dick?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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