I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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