Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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