so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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