Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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