just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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