no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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