You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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