glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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