better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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