He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
