piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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