this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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