drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
