No subtext here. People are naked.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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