i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm really busy with my period
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