I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
